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Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:56:11 GMT

I'm in my new place.

But, last night was a fucking NIGHTMARE FROM HELL.

I don't have the attention span to type everything out in great detail, so here, have the condensed version:

- I packed everything I owned in approximately half an hour, if that.
- I put my pjs on and laid in bed and got ready to watch Weeds.
- At about 8pm, there is a knock on my door, it is a strange woman I've never met.
- She asks me why I'm still there because I said that I was leaving on the 13th.
- I kindly informed her that the people helping me move wouldn't be there until 9am on Saturday.
- She leaves.
- My landlord comes into the room and starts yelling at me.
- Her and her friend start grabbing my stuff and moving it themselves!
- Meanwhile, I call the police.
- They move all the stuff out of my room while doing things like making fun of the way I look and making fun of the fact I'm crying.
- I sit on the bed, then they grab my purse, I scream at them to leave my stuff alone, they ignore me.
- I go downstairs when I hear my roommate Rob come in.
- I tell him what is going on and he comforts me and helps me move my stuff to outside.
- I call my new roommates and the dudes says he'll be over in half and hour and not to worry.
- The landlord and her friend follow me outside and continue to get into my face and laugh at me and tell me what a piece of shit I am.
- The police officer shows up ON A MOTHERFUCKING SEGWAY.
- When he shows up he says he is not coming up to the house and we have to go down to the street, I comply.
- My landlord says she is not my landlord and refuses to come down to the street, the officer gets a little irritated and tells her to come down NOW.
- I tell the officer that I've been living there 2.5 months and she and her friend just forceably moved my stuff. I tell him I am leaving and do not care to file any charges and that I just want them to leave me the hell alone while I move my stuff because they're harassing me. He asks her to "out of the kindness of her heart" to leave me alone. She laughs, he laughs. I am the minority and I am fucked. She says she'll leave me alone, and she does. She tells the fucking officer that SHE NEVER KNEW I WAS LIVING THERE SO THEREFORE I'M NOT A TENANT AND AM TRESSPASSING AND SHE WANTS TO FILE A TRESSPASSING REPORT. He tells her it is a civil matter and he sees no criminal wrongdoing here.
- Rob sits on the porch with me while I wait for my ride. They shut the door and lock us out to make sure I don't come back inside. Even though I left the bathroom full of my stuff (toothbrush, shampoo, etc.) and didn't clean out the kitchen which had some food I just purchased.
- My ride comes, Rob and I and new roomie put my stuff in his SUV and we drive away and I'm crying and upset and just all around depressed.

But, I'm out of there. I left behind some things because I wasn't the one who got to look through it all. I'm quite sure I left my cell phone charger there, in which case I'm fucked until I can get a new one next week.

I'm a mess... my eyes are swollen, I'm depressed because they said some really cruel things to me. They were two big black ladies who were in my face, and while I'm not really scared of anyone and I did defend myself, they both could have physically harmed me, and they instigated it. When I was going down the steps, the narrow steps, my landlord decided to come up the steps. I had a box in my hands and she shoved me into the wall and I called her a fatass. She laughed and said I wasn't much thinner and I was fucking ugly. Ok.

The whole time I was downstairs I could hear them upstairs mocking me and laughing and just being total cunts with their Nigerian accents. I yelled up the steps, "Nadja, I hope you feel really good about yourself when you pray to your God at church on Sunday!"

THAT SET THEM OFF. Like quite literally, I thought they were going to kill me. I guess you can't insinuate that they are sinners to the max because they're so fucking GODLY and have the power of Jesus Christ on their side no matter what they fucking do. I said this to them because they were listening to church music while mocking me. I have no clue what denomination they are, but I'm assuming it's protestant.

Anyway, I'm in my new place, there are dogs here who love me who were licking my face. Tashi and Sel. They're massive. My roomies also have a cat who is half ocelot and I'm not joking. It really is. It walks around with it's mouth open and I was warned that it bites. I'm terrified of it. I won't be here for too long, so maybe I can somehow avoid the wildcat as long as possible.

So, my phone is off until I can figure out what to do, but they informed me that they have a unlimited plan on their telephone, so I can feel free to use it whenever.

My life is really interesting.

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